Unmeats? That is the most horrible way to describe vegetables. It's like you couldn't think of the word, so you made a new one.
Not that it turned us off the idea of pizza. It just led me back to Papa John's. Because they have garlic sauce that I can put on my "unmeats".
Update: Andrew called me to tell me that he thinks Dominos is hitting their target group - 20 year old males. And to mention that it "hits the only two food groups: meat...and things that aren't meat."